The Maan on Global Warming

Thanks to Al Gore, we all now know that our extensive carbon footprint is eventually going to destroy our ecology, because of the prescence of evil greenhouse gases. You see, the Carbon Dioxide released by the use of so many devices and cars and search engines and light bulbs and...well you get the idea, is creating a huge thermal layer that is trapping all the heat coming off our planet and is essentially making the Earth's surface into a Russian Steam bath. So in order to avoid certain doom, we now have to buy cars that assist the use of fossil fuels with electric rechargable motors, put solar panels on top of our houses and use funky light bulbs that pretty much spell the death for old lamps with shades that used to grip the bulb. Wait....this sounds eerily familiar...didn't we have to stop using anything in a compressed can and stop buying styrofoam because it was creating this huge hole in the ozone layer which if it got any bigger would slowly turn us all into human sized KFC value meals? I've got a great idea....if we started using tons of hairspray again, and drank everything out of styrofoam possible, maybe all the hydroflorocarbons would open a hole in the greenhouse and let all the gases out!!! Viva Big hair! Brilliant! I am definitely getting the Nobel for this one......