Friday, January 25, 2008

Where did all the Jets fans come from?

The MAAN haters are out there full force....wow....one post at the Globe and all the flaming liberals come out swinging...shoulda seen that coming...MAAN is derived from my nickname SULLYMAAN....as in Suleiman the Great. I am not saying I'm great nor that I am somewhat more of a man than any of you snot-eating gollums that have have creeping around my blog the past few days and trying to get me all lathered up. Ok, that's not true, I AM more of a man than all you Hawking wannabe's planted behind your MAC Ibooks for 15 hours a day surfing porn and eating cheetos. I'd throw you some more insults, but I think the weight of them would break those scrawny bloghopping geek arms of yours.

People, if you want to start a topic we can ALL get behind and bitch about, have at...if you want to chat P90X, that's cool to...if you are here to flame, then PISS OFF.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Welcome to the Maan Space

BEWARE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE!

Ok, that might be coming off a bit strong. I am the Maan. This is the Maan Space, and it has hatched to serve as the launching point of several of my life devotions. Of course it will serve as my general man rant site and advocate of Men everywhere, but will also branch off to the two non-family loves of mine. The primary devotion of the Maan Space is that it dedicated to serve as the home of Sully's Patriot Paradise.

Many of you may be visiting this site because you have been to Sully's Patriot Paradise already and you wanted to learn more about the Maan. For those of you just chancing upon this site or were told about the Maan Space by others, know ye that the Maan is a wicked sick Patriots fan, as well as Red Sox, Celtics and Bruins fan, and the presence of intolerable Jets fans, Steeler Fans, Piston Fans, Laker Fans, and worst of all YANKEE FANS is expressly forbidden. Nuff said.

The secondary devotion is my latest cult-like fascination and hopefully life changing passion, that is, my joining the ranks of the P90X revolution and the Million Dollar Body family. No, it is not a whack job Scientology thing (the thought of Katie Holmes being impregnated with L Ron Hubbard's sperm obliterated the last shred of legitmacy I had for that religion, which is saying a lot considering their positions on child birth and medicinal use). P90X is an extreme workout DVD series that brings a bootcamp like mentality smack into your rec room and kicks your ass on a daily basis for 90 days. It is combined with a strict nutritional plan designed to whisk away your fat and replace it with hard lean muscle in order to reduce as fast as possible your percentage body fat, and thus gives you that 'cut' look. I'm not a coach and I'm not trying to sell anything, just keeping it real, and trying to bring my experience to the Maan-like masses. For my Daily P90X blog, follow this link to 'Maan Meets X'.

Hopefully you enjoy the fresh thinking free of PC restraints and unfettered by fear of impropriety here at the Maan Space. Have at!

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