Sunday, January 13, 2008

Welcome to the Maan Space

BEWARE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE!

Ok, that might be coming off a bit strong. I am the Maan. This is the Maan Space, and it has hatched to serve as the launching point of several of my life devotions. Of course it will serve as my general man rant site and advocate of Men everywhere, but will also branch off to the two non-family loves of mine. The primary devotion of the Maan Space is that it dedicated to serve as the home of Sully's Patriot Paradise.

Many of you may be visiting this site because you have been to Sully's Patriot Paradise already and you wanted to learn more about the Maan. For those of you just chancing upon this site or were told about the Maan Space by others, know ye that the Maan is a wicked sick Patriots fan, as well as Red Sox, Celtics and Bruins fan, and the presence of intolerable Jets fans, Steeler Fans, Piston Fans, Laker Fans, and worst of all YANKEE FANS is expressly forbidden. Nuff said.

The secondary devotion is my latest cult-like fascination and hopefully life changing passion, that is, my joining the ranks of the P90X revolution and the Million Dollar Body family. No, it is not a whack job Scientology thing (the thought of Katie Holmes being impregnated with L Ron Hubbard's sperm obliterated the last shred of legitmacy I had for that religion, which is saying a lot considering their positions on child birth and medicinal use). P90X is an extreme workout DVD series that brings a bootcamp like mentality smack into your rec room and kicks your ass on a daily basis for 90 days. It is combined with a strict nutritional plan designed to whisk away your fat and replace it with hard lean muscle in order to reduce as fast as possible your percentage body fat, and thus gives you that 'cut' look. I'm not a coach and I'm not trying to sell anything, just keeping it real, and trying to bring my experience to the Maan-like masses. For my Daily P90X blog, follow this link to 'Maan Meets X'.

Hopefully you enjoy the fresh thinking free of PC restraints and unfettered by fear of impropriety here at the Maan Space. Have at!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

YEAH! GO MAANNING!!!!

Sully the Diehard Pats Fan said...

Ten bucks says you are all the same loser using different screennames to try and make it seem like a fuckton of people are coming in here to disparage me...if not, the you all have WWAAAAYYYY too much time on your hands to bother coming in here with your MAANhate. I really didn't think I'd piss off so many retard liberals with my post on the Globe site, but man, seems like I hit a nerve.

Here's the deal. This blog and I are not here to push this negative vibe, just trying to put on a place where dudes can come and bitch about stuff or talk P90X...if you are not a person who would enjoy such a place then PISS OFF.

Anonymous said...

Well the only nerve that got struck here was struck when you assumed that you are the "MAAN" with out doing any research to find that there have been MEEN since last year. Maybe if you had done a litte research and found that you are the 129th MAAN, then all this flaming would have been avoided. Do a little digging and you might find that all of us are good guys and not guite what you think.

Ohh, and by the way you owe me 10 bucks!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the same type of people who booed that 12-13 year old girl at the Colts/Chargers game. Not worth anyone's time or aggravation. Though I will admit the word puzzle game made me chuckle.

Sully the Diehard Pats Fan said...

To a 'real maan':

Get over it. I am tried to explain where THE MAAN came from, and if you choose not to read why, I don't know what to do for you. It's not like I was calling myself the 'Man', didn't it occur to you that might have some other meaning aside from touting myself as the man among all men? And how does calling someone ass hat or douche bag make you good guys? For that comment alone I dock you ten bucks. Got something to say fellow maan? Great. If you don't, every post you waste your time on will get trashed as soon as it is posted. Moving on then.....

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